Close enough…?
BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.
HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT
I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
(via universal-time)
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
(via universal-time)
how do people enjoy running wtf
pretend you’re running:
- away from zombies
- with The Doctor
- away from Hellhounds
- with Sherlock and Dr Watson
- away from Croats
it’ll get considerably more enjoyable it works for me
(via universal-time)
there is never a wrong time to reblog this
(Source: filipasian, via universal-time)
when you feel you have lost everything, you still have
- books
- unexpected kindness in strangers
- the rest of the world to travel
- languages to learn
- animals to take care of
- volunteer work to do
- the power of a good night’s rest
- the changing of seasons
- infinite things to learn
- billions of people to meet and possibly love
- billions of people who might love you back
(via universal-time)
| getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: | (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness) |
| getting an 80% on a test now: | (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem) |
j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
(via universal-time)
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
God, yes
This idea has legs….
(via universal-time)
| me: | *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news* |
| me: | why is my internet so slow? |
